One of favorite movies is The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, so you can imagine how funny it was for me to open this fortune cookie and find the beast, two-worded phrase ever from that film on the paper inside XD
Do not forget your towel.
YOU LUCKY! *O* Srly... you're super lucky! hahahahh
Don't panic...but a piano is going to fall on your head.
Not the first time
Aye, that's bloody awesome
Would be great if there ws one that told you to carry around a towel...
Yes! So good!
Best Fortune I've seen yet! haha Better than wat i got yesterday.
That wouldn't be funny if you were in a dangerous situation but
This is too great!
Does this qualify for the 'in bed' extension?
I think it fits better for the "on the toilet" extension XD
It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem....